Zuu geil^^
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
Quelle!
bysina
Das ist das beste was ich je glesen habe !^^
AntwortenLöschenaaaaaaaahhh...wie geil ist das denn? total lustig!!!
AntwortenLöschensehr geil...echt lustig xDD
AntwortenLöschenich finde noch immer am besten: schieb ihn in die sonne und singe dabei "diamonds are a girls best friend" :-))
AntwortenLöschenOder der: Schreib beim Sex den Namen Jakob.
AntwortenLöschenDas ist richtig mies ^^