Falls ihr auch soooo traurig darüber seid, dass wir auf der Breaking Dawn Teil 1 DVD keinen Audiokommentar von Rob und Kristen finden, dann hab ich hier etwas echt süßes für euch!
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RamblingRobsten hab ich hier diesen Fanmade Kommentar von Rob und Kristen passend zur BD DVD gefunden. Es ist ein ausgedachten Gespräch, dass unter Umständen bzw. an einigen Stellen hätte tatsächlich so verlaufen können^^
Mir jedenfalls hat das Lesen Spaß gemacht...Und wer ein Robsten Fan unter euch ist und den Twilight und auch Eclipse Audiokommentar schon soo oft gehört/geschaut hat wie ich, dem wird das hier auch gefallen. Hoffen wir auf ein erneutes Zusammentreffen vor dem Mikrofon der beiden für die letzte DVD!
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100% Fake Robsten Commentary on Breaking Dawn.*
R: Where is this from?
K: What are you talking about…
R: The words you’re saying…
K: Oh… I wrote that….
R: Really?
K: No. Not really. It’s a poem.
R: By whom?
K: Um…. dang it…. I should know this… It’s by some woman…
R: Yeah. Some Woman was a great poet.
K: Shut up.
R: Why are the invitations waterproof?
K: *laughing* I don’t know.
R: Why does Taylor take his clothes off when he finds out we are getting married? That is a very odd reaction.
K: Dude. He has to take his shirt off because he’s going to phase….
R: Hmmmm…. I’m just glad I didn’t have to open the movie by taking my clothes off…
K: Your naked scenes come later.
R: The ones where I have no butt crack?
K: Don’t talk about butt cracks in the commentree.
R: Fiiiiiine.
K: Edward has two middle names like you do in real life.
R: That’s very observant, Kristen Jaymes Stewart.
K: Dude. Those shoes…I’m not faking. That is how I actually walk in high heels.
R: No you don’t… you do great….
K: Yeah right.
R: You’ve gotten much better at it.
K: I took lessons from you.
R: They don’t make heels big enough for my giant feet.
K: *laughing* I’m sure they do somewhere….
R: *laughing*
R: You’re wearing your real rings in this scene.
K: How do you even notice that?
R: Because it’s the one I…
K: Shhhhh….
R: Why is Rosalie out of breath carrying the log? She’s a super strong vampire.
K: I don’t know….
R: I look very weird here….
K: You do look different.
R: And what is with that expression…
K: You’re thinking about how you’re going to tell me you killed people…
R: I look constipated.
K: Rob!
R: I know. Don’t say constipated in the commentree.
K: *laughing*
R: Why do you still have that dream catcher on your bed?
K: Welll…
R: And what is with the picture of the white dog? Whose dog is that? Is it Billy’s dog?
K: I know. It should have been a picture of a woof.
R: Whatever.
K: Bella’s taste in pajamas is awful.
R: Yeah. Alice does pick out better ones.
K: *laughing*
K: That virgin line always gets a laugh.
R: Yeah.
K: You look so crazy with those red eyes.
R: Yeah, at first it seems like I’m stalking this woman…
K: I know, right? Edward would never.
R: I look like I have lipstick on…
K: Yeah…blood lipstick…. Aww…look at you with your little golf hat on.
R: *laughing*
K: You should wear hats like that in real life.
R: Yeah. And then pair it with the pea coat from the first one.
K: *laughing*
R: And here starts the kissing….
K: Yeah… I did make out more for this movie than any other movie I’ve ever done.
R: You loved it.
K: Shhhhh
R: Dude. That thing about bears for the bachelor party…
K: I know. It’s kind of ironic now right?
R: Yeah.
K: I think we are supposed to talk to the audience and not each other, especially about stuff the audience isn’t in on….
R: That sounds boring…. Let’s keep talking to each other.
K: *laughing*
Weiter geht´s nach dem *Klick*